The Nipple Ring Open

The title got your attention didn’t it? The 1990 Nipple Ring Open was the first of the official Golden Boy weekend functions. We were all out of college and Chuck had gone off to the Navy. He was back for a week after boot camp and of course could think of nothing better do to than to spend time with The Golden Boys. As I said in Chuck’s write up, The Golden Boys were, I believe, more responsible for raising him to be the man he became than his own family was. Apparently we did a very poor job of instilling our values in him. He runs off to join the Navy and comes home with…a nipple ring. As his mentors and role models you can imagine how disappointed in him we were. Of course you can also imagine how much abuse we heaped upon him, including a fair bit of painful tugging on his ring. The Nipple Ring Open was an informal golf tournament we played amongst ourselves and videotaped a large part of our idiocy. (Damn! I’m eating a grilled cheese sandwich as I write this and I just burned my throat.) I’m not sure if Chuck still has the nipple ring, but I wouldn’t bet against it. About 10 years later we had the 10th Anniversary Nipple Ring Open and we all wore matching shirts that we had specially made and which said, “The Golden Boys: Nipple Ring Open 2000.” We only realized later, as we all sat in McDonald’s in our matching Nipple Ring shirts, how gay we must have looked. The sun was hot, the beer was cold, and the golf was bad.

2 responses to “The Nipple Ring Open

  1. I hope you know this “poster” above.Sounds as though you had a blast! What grat memories all of you share,what fun you’ll have passing them on to your kids!

  2. Thanks for sharing the good times! Title got me! One might say, “You had me at Nipple”.If PHIL_IS_A_DOUCHE isn’t a friend of yours, let me know. (cracks knuckles, folds arms across chest – see gravatar photo for proof)Lois Lane

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