Youth is Wasted on the Young

Getting older has it’s advantages and it’s disadvantages. I’ve been fighting it since I found myself on the wrong side of 30.

Advantage: You don’t have to do anything that causes you to have to take any tests if you don’t want to.
Disadvantage: You lose hair in some places and gain it in others.
Advantage: When you go somewhere for 40 hours a week at least you get paid for it.
Disadvantage: Thinking about your colon.
Advantage: Sexual partners usually have some idea of what the hell they’re doing.
Disadvantage: Your sexual partners are usually other old people who might be losing hair in some places and gaining it in others.
Advantage: You don’t have to hang out at crowded, noisy bars.
Disadvantage: You look like a parent looking for their child if you try to hang out at crowded, noisy bars.
Advantage: If you’re having sex with someone you don’t have to hide it from your parents anymore.
Disadvantage: If you’re having sex with someone you do have to hide it from your kids.

Any other suggestions readers?

8 responses to “Youth is Wasted on the Young

  1. Advantage: When you’re upset at someone, it’s funny to dump beer on their head/throw drinks in their faceDisadvantage: When you’re upset at someone, it’s NOT funny to lay down on the floor and scream while pounding your fists and feet on the ground.

  2. Advantage: You don’t have a curfew anymore.Disadvantage: If you stay up past midnight, you look like death warmed over the next day.

  3. Advantage: you get to have sex anytime you wantdisadvantage: it’s always with the same person

  4. Nice ones! I read this title and said aloud, alone, “Ain’t that the friggin’ truth!”Advantage: You can talk to yourself and not really give a crap if you get caught by anyone walking by.Disadvantage: If you get caught talking to yourself too much, they put you in a home.

  5. I knew everyone would have some good ones. Maybe I should just post a question each day and let the rest of you fill in the blanks.

  6. What is with all the blog comment spamming recently?Make your next “fill in the answer in a comment” about that. It can be the ultimate in irony.

  7. lol thats to funny

  8. LOL@ Heather…too funny!

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