It’s Time To Share

Yup, I’m doing another tag. I guess I’ve grown to appreciate the positive in sharing my sincere thoughts and feelings. Either that, or I haven’t had any time to write anything. I got this from Natalia’s blog.

1. Explain what ended your last relationship? I was too much man for her of course.

2. When was the last time you shaved? Which part of my body?

3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.? Working on a cure for cancer.

4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? I was in the shower. See question number 2.

5. Are you any good at math? I grew up with a mental block regarding math stemming from my difficulty with division in Mrs. Walker’s 3rd grade class. Much later in life, like after college I figured it out.

6. Your prom night? The usual.

7. Do you have any famous ancestors? I’m the one all my relatives point to as their famous ancestor.

8. Have you had to take a loan out for school? Yes, and I paid it off using the riches I earned from writing this blog.

9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile? Myspace?!!? Are you kidding? That’s a meat market for pedofiles. I don’t go there.

10. Last thing received in the mail? My Cheese of the Month.

11. How many different beverages have you had today? It’s only 7:30. I’ve had coffee.

12. Do you ever leave messages on peoples answering machine? Yes, very clear and concise ones, unlike Kater Bannix.

13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to? Michael Jackson. Oh wait, did you say CONCERT virginity. I’m sorry.

14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach? No, other people draw my name in the sand with their toes. I find it everywhere. It’s kind of creepy.

15. What was the most painful dental procedure you have had? I had one wisdom tooth in my entire head and they had to break it out piece by piece with a small hammer and chisel.

16. What is out your back door? A timeless void that leads to other dimensions. I never know where I might end up.

17. Any plans for Friday night? Not yet, who’s offering?

18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair? I wonder if the ocean likes what my hair does to it.

19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns? No, I send them to everyone who reads my blog. Get ready for Christmas!

20. Have you ever been to a planetarium? Yes, I like the “you are here” sign.

21. Do you re-use towels after you shower? Yes I do. I make elaborate sculptures out of them much like origami.

22. Some things you are excited about? Comments on my blog.

23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO? Green of course.

24. Describe your keychain(s) A ring with keys and a flash drive on it.

26. Where do you keep your change? Anywhere but on my person.

29. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed? It depends ; )

For those of you who want to know what it’s like to have a conversation with me in real life, this is essentially it. I’m a smart ass 24/7.

30. Did U read this far? Consider yourself tagged (you know, if you wanna do it)!!

12 responses to “It’s Time To Share

  1. HELLO, LONG LOST STRANGER..WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN???YOUR MISSING SOME GREAT STUFF….

  2. Thank you for the blog fodder…I was afraid I’d have to spend my posting time complaining about the storm.

  3. So much for REALLY sharing. ROTFL. I also had a math block. And are you serious about the cheese of the month? Cause, dude…I am TOTALLLY THERE! And I was snorting laughs at the Kater Bannix bit 🙂-N

  4. I knew I could count on your for my Monday smaile. Damn you for living so far away!

  5. 1. Explain what ended your last relationship? I was too much woman for him. (Or he wasn’t man enough, take your pick.)2. When was the last time you shaved? Friday3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.? Driving to work4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Reading ~Deb’s blog5. Are you any good at math? I can add 1+1.6. Your prom night? Which one? (I had 3.)7. Do you have any famous ancestors? Abraham Lincoln8. Have you had to take a loan out for school? Yes.9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile? Yep.10. Last thing received in the mail? a book 11. How many different beverages have you had today? I’ve had coffee.12. Do you ever leave messages on peoples answering machine? Yes.13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to? Don’t laugh…DC Talk14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach? Never been to a real beach.15. What was the most painful dental procedure you have had? Wisdom teeth removal.16. What is out your back door? I don’t have a backdoor.17. Any plans for Friday night? Picking up my son and getting a pizza.18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair? Never been to the ocean.19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns? Yes. (Yuck)20. Have you ever been to a planetarium? No.21. Do you re-use towels after you shower? Yes I do.22. Some things you are excited about? life23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO? red24. Describe your keychain(s) A ring with keys and a Las Vegas purse hanger.26. Where do you keep your change? Joe’s money jar29. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed? closed

  6. It’s funny you should say that, Phil… because as I was reading that meme post, I was thinking… this must be what it’s like when one attempts a conversation with Phil. Never a serious answer.Kinda fun, though. I do like this meme … and I’m impressed you did it!

  7. Great fun, Phil … it’s nice to see what a sharing bloke you are. We can get a good look at who you are by your answers LOL.Hope you have a great week.Take care, Meow

  8. Thanks for the laugh! I love how your mind works. The towel / origami thing was classic.

  9. Phil, I think you really out did yourself on this one. One of the funniest, cleverest memes I have read in a long time.By the way, I was at the beach the other day and saw “Phil was here” drawn in the sand. I was thinking it was you. I guess not. 🙂

  10. SherBears said… 1. Explain what ended your last relationship? Uhh.. a bowie knife and a court order?2. When was the last time you shaved? Shave? pfffft, who wants stubble..im a wax girl..tip to toe 😉 and wednesdays are wax nights3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.? Interviewing the Sheriff4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Trying to figure out which box I packed my bath salts in.5. Are you any good at math? I’m an artist, are any artists good at math?6. Your prom night? Never went to prom.7. Do you have any famous ancestors? Hell, I don’t even know who my biological parents are, much less my ancestors8. Have you had to take a loan out for school? twice, just finshed payin off the first degree when I decided to get another9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile? I’m supposed to have a myspace profile?Isnt that the place for kiddies and pedophiles?10. Last thing received in the mail? My Alumni mag from OSU11. How many different beverages have you had today? water.12. Do you ever leave messages on peoples answering machine? Not unless I have to for work.13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to? Don’t laugh…John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band opening for Bryan Adams, followed by Boston the next night.14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach? Nope, too busy takin pictures and chasin Princess through the surf15. What was the most painful dental procedure you have had? 13 years old, all 4 wisdom teeth plus four other teeth removed and braces put on 2 days later.16. What is out your back door? A manmade lake and completely non-manmade aligators17. Any plans for Friday night? Setting up my yard/garage/moving sale for Saturday18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair? Uhh, never really thought about it, doubt I will now either.19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns? nope20. Have you ever been to a planetarium? Yup21. Do you re-use towels after you shower? most ofthe time i just dripdry as im brushin my teeth and washin my face anyway.22. Some things you are excited about? my new job and the move23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO? lime24. Describe your keychain(s) three keys and a tiny mag light the size of my pinky..26. Where do you keep your change? In the ashtray of my car29. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed? closed

  11. 1…distance.2…3 days ago.3…walking the dog in the rain.4…watching people kick the Sh*t outta people at karate and lovin’ it.5…no6…was not allowed to attend my prom. 7….I think we all do.8….Never9….Nope.10…my voter card for our mayoral election next monday.11…3 ( tea, water, pepsi)12…. Absolutely, I usually call people for a reason not just to yak.13….The Who ( my first concert ever and it was about 8 years ago).14…Don’t go to the beach.15…Like most people having wisdom teeth out although root canal is a close second place.16…My patio, shaded by a freaking huge evergreen tree.17….Yes, actually, attending the Elton John concert here in town.18….Haven’t been to the ocean in years and not sure if I went in deep enough to get my hair wet.19….No, and pretty happy about that.20….No and not really on my to do list.21….Yes, I have enough laundry to do as it is thank you.22….Karate tournaments23….Cherry24….my car key, my remote key, and belt clip.25….I absolutely never have any change, damn debit cards.26…..Open , always open.

  12. This was an interesting window to you…. I had a math block too….. Tawnya P.S I would like My popcorn sent to my house…I’ll give you the address closer to Christmas time…LOL

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