These are some of my favorite “just regular people” tweeters. I don’t follow anyone for news, information or topics. I look for laughs. These are all good. Do not hold me responsible for anything you read from them.
10. @causticbob: “Say hello to my little friend.” Great movie quote. Terrible bedroom talk.
9. @RidiculousSheri: The Brontesaurus was the most literary of all the dinosaurs
8. @Leemanish: Sick of having to go to two different huts to buy pizza and sunglasses
7. @Eightinchgoat: I have Paula Deen cookware and sheets from Martha Stewart, so I guess you COULD say I have a thing for “bad girls”
6. @lakeanagirl: Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
5. @Notreallyno: If you ever feel lazy, just remember that the ancient Greeks thought gods lived up on a mountain and never went up there to check it out.
4. @metafroth: If I could time travel I’d go to my funeral and take down the names of people who are taking it a little too well.
3. @UncleDuke1969: This tweet has not been evaluated by the FDA. This tweet is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
2. @Book_Krazy: “You know what this needs? More gluten.” ~ Normal people
1. @ThePhilFactor: Yeah, I had to include me. I can’t promise to be as funny as all the others on this list but I have my moments like when I said, “PSA: I just discovered that a Pringles container fits perfectly in a car cup holder. You’re welcome.”
Have a great Tuesday everyone! ~Phil
My Tuesday is already greater, thanks to this post. And you can quote me.
Thanks Ann!
A tongue in cheek collection!
Thanks!
I like it, Phil! But point of clarification; where pray tell do the pringles chips sit whilst the container is hanging out in the car cup holder?? Just sayin. ;-P Cher xo
Don’t worry about the chips. I got that covered.
Do tell, dear Phil, do tell!
Wait, where am I?
Kidding! Adding these to my list now 🙂
LOL if I made a list of my ten favorite bloggers you’d be on it.
Challenge accepted…ah the never ending quest to find something funny to tweet. Between FB and my blogs, when it comes to Twitter, I seem to be all out.
Sometimes I am too.
The Pringles PSA just changed my life! Thanks!!
I do what I can to help the human race. I’m a giver.
Keep up the quality humanitarianism!
What would I do without your insights? Pringles container in a cup holder- my life is transformed
Your welcome. What can I say? I like to give back to society.