As most of you have heard, Dos Equis is retiring the original Most Interesting Man in the World, played by actor Jonathan Goldsmith, in favor of a younger version. Obviously, since I’m not yet occupied with being the President, or Sexiest Man Alive, whichever comes first, I hereby nominate myself as the new Most Interesting Man in the World. Here are my ten reasons why :
10. I once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they’re just called The Islands.
9. You know how some camels still have two humps? Yeah, I’m getting to them.
8. When God created the Earth, he took Sunday off to rest. Slacker. I would never do that.
7. I don’t aspire to travel in time. Time aspires to travel to me.
6. Donald Trump nominated me for President.
5. The London Eye is looking at me. All the time.
4. You know how the Earth hasn’t been destroyed by a giant comet since pre-historic times? You’re welcome.
3. Taylor Swift does not write break up songs about me. I write break up songs about Taylor Swift.
2. There’s no such thing as global warming. The world’s temperature just goes up when I work out.
1. When I found The Great wall of China it was just called The Wall of China.
If you want to support my bid to be named The Most Interesting Man in the World feel free to hit the Facebook, Twitter or re-blog buttons below. Have a great Tuesday! ~Phil
Love the photos! 😂😂😂
I’m traveling overnight for work today. I’ll have to head over to your block first and see what you recommend that I try when I settle in at my hotel bar.
Irish whiskey for St Patty’s Day!
I saw that! Perfect!
#10 – you Dawg!
You got my vote. That is, of course, if I had a vote in this matter.
Aww thanks Laura!
i think you just trumped Trump.
I like to think I could
I was going to do a list like this, you beat me to it.
There’s no reason you can’t do your own! Great minds think alike!
Great minds do think alike, but you must be thinking of someone other than me.
Not at all
#2!!! Ha hahahahaha!!!