I know it’s hard to believe that I’m not yet a member of the Kardashian family. Here are the ten reasons why:
very obviously a legitimate photo
10. Kanye West. In the immortal words of Stan Lee, “nuff said.
9. The publicity: Obviously, I hate drawing attention to my self.
8. Kanye West
7. Because my parents weren’t Kardashians: Jeez, you people are kind of slow. Do I have to explain everything?
6. They haven’t gotten around to proposing to me yet: Truth be told, there’s only one I’d say yes to.
5. Kanye West
Me in my underwear with a pug. How great would that be?
4. Kris is single, but she’s too old for me: Because so many of you have clicked on and ordered my books (in the right sidebar) I am wealthy enough that I don’t need to go gold digging. In fact, the Kardashians are gold digging for me.
3. I want my own reality show: You hear that networks? I’m a one man show. I don’t need anyone else to bump up at the ratings. Have you looked at my blog stats?
2. Kanye West
Fortunately, I do get to read my own blog.
1. I’m too famous for the Kardashians: Once, because I’m a huge fan, I asked to be on their show. They turned me down because they feared my high brow audience would want more of me and less of them.
Have a great Tuesday! ~Phil
That pic of East/West is hysterical. I think there should be a Phil reality show. Hmmm, what would you call it? The Phil Factor is already taken by some brilliant blogger 😊
I think the Phil Factor would make a great name for a reality show! If only a TV meteor thought so
It would! Get your fan base to get the word out!!
I have a fan base?
doesn’t everyone?
I think you forgot one. Kanye West
I got a weird feeling after reading this that you don’t care for Kanye West. Not sure why….
You’re obviously psychic. I tried very hard to hide my disdain
You have to say which one you’d say yes to. 😂
Caitlyn obviously! J/K, Kourtney is easily the best of the Kardashians.
I knew you were going to say Caitlyn! Hahaha! Hilarious!
Too funny. Giggling away. 🙂 And since you are such a Kanye fan, you might like to know his latest “fashion show” was a disaster and panned by everyone. He is on a downward spiral…not a good time to hitch your wagon! 😛
The Kardashians would swallow a bitter pill
They’d never be able to Keep Up With Phil
Very funny