If Sgt. Pepper had been promoted, this would have been an easier list. At the end please tell me your favorite or who you would add that I missed.
10. Captain Jack Sparrow is the only captain on this list wearing eye liner.
9. Captain Underpants: See? Not all captains are pirates or in the military! If you’re not familiar, Captain Underpants is a series of graphic novels, sort of, aimed at the 8-12 year old boys demographic, much like my blog.
Worst picture I’ve ever put on #ThePhilFactor
7. Captain Morgan: Aaaand we’re back to the pirate theme. After this famous Englihman got done plundering Puerto Rico they named a rum after him.
6. Captain America: This virtuous warrior always beats Captain England in a fight.
5. Captain Hook: That hook for a hand had to crimp his style with the ladies, but on the bright side he always had a corkscrew with him.
4. Captain and Coke: If you sneak a flask of rum into the movies in your purse or under your coat, you can buy a large coke at concessions and you’re good to go for the next two hours. It makes any movie funnier.
3. Captain Kangaroo was the main character on a terrible children’s show when I was a kid. Ironically, the show never featured an actual kangaroo, so I’m not sure who he was Captain over.
2. Captain Kirk: He was a bad ass before the phrase bad ass was invented.
1. Cap’n Crunch: I’d never disrespect the inventor of crunchberries by calling him “Captain” instead of Cap’n. Pretty sure he’d shiv me with a sharpened spoon and then use it to eat his breakfast over my cold, dead body. How’s that for a bad ass Captain?
Those are the ten best captains I could think of. Did I miss any of your favorites?
Have a great Tuesday! ~Captain Phil
Hey! No Captain Picard? No Mal Reynolds? Hmmm…. maybe there should be a top ten sci fi captain category. And Captain Morgan needs a higher rating! Lol!
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Although Captain Picard was great, he wasn’t the original.
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No, definitely not. Kirk was the man. No green, tinfoil-bikini-clad, alien hottie anywhere in the galaxy could resist his charms! 😀
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And for the record, I would take Cap’n Crunch over captain Morgan any day of the week. Especially peanut butter Cap’n Crunch. Also why isn’t there peanut butter flavored alcohol of some kind?
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Yeah! Like a Bailey’s Irish Cream style drink but peanut butter flavored! That would be awesome!
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Captain Underpants is hysterical 🙂
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Captain Video & the Video Rangers! But only because Ed Norton (Art Carney) was such a fan 😃
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I’ve never heard of them!
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Shame on you!!! LOL
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When I saw the title I just knew Cap’n Crunch had to be at or near the top of the list 😀
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Like I said to someone else, I’ll take Captain Crunch over Captain Morgan any day!
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I think you named near every name
But for one omission be ashamed
For of all that made the list your choosing
Still left out poor Captain Stubing.
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Oh no! You’re right! He would have been a great addition to the list
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I know! Have to say, I’m disappointed you overlooked him!
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I’ve always been kind of afraid of Captain Kangaroo…..
But love me some Captain America.
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Yeah, Captain Kangaroo was odd enough to be a little creepy
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“Sir Stinks-A-Lot”?? 🙂 How about Captain Kidd who was originally sent out to capture pirates but decided to become a plunderer himself. He would have liked Captain Underpants…both kids! 😛
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Captain Janeway.
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I think you hit the top Captains. Sparrow is my favorite.
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Captain Crunch is the GOAT. Solid post man, I like your content!
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