So now People Magazine is stooping to this. Dwayne “The Failure” Johnson has one movie out and another coming out soon, so People names him Sexiest Man Alive, hoping to gravy train off of his publicity. Sad.
Also, are we going to accept a complete failure as our Sexiest Man Alive? We already did for our Presidency; do we want, as a country, to add another ridiculous iconic has-been as the face of our nation? This is what people should really be protesting about.
I like the angry baby more than Dwayne Johnson
Is this the example we want for our children? To reward failure? Is the Sexiest Man Alive award now just another one of the participation trophies that gets handed out?
Again, People Magazine overlooked my all too obvious attributes that make me an obvious choice. Dwayne Johnson? Bald. Phil? Head full of lustrous locks. Dwayne Johnson? Too many tattoos. Phil? Just the right amount. Dwayne Johnson’s blog? Non-existent. Phil? Kicking ass in the blogosphere since 2005. Dwayne Johnson employment record? In and out of jobs constantly. Phil? Consistently employed since I was 16. Dwayne Johnson’s books? Not sure if he can even read books, much less write one. Phil? Written several books that are better than you’d think. Dwayne Johnson made Tooth Fairy. Phil? I may have done some stupid stuff in my time, but never anything that bad.
So there you have it. Dwayne “The Failure” Johnson seems like a very nice guy, but what has he really done to earn our respect as Sexiest Man Alive? On the other hand I’ve been here for you to read every Saturday with your morning coffee. Now that’s sexy as hell, right ladies? How many of you wake up and read my blog every Saturday? How many of you wake and and see what Dwayne Johnson did every week? I thought so. I rest my case.
Have a great weekend! ~Phil
But he’s soooo pretty! signed Woman Alive!
Sorry Phil, no matter what his failures are he is smoking hot and women love him. You’re a close second for sure.
Aww…a close second? I may have to block you from my blog.
Phil, there is always next year.
I’ve been saying that for ten years now. I’m always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
Some day.
Phil I gotta tell you… Dwayne is pretty darn sexy but I really thought after your post the other day, you had this. Especially with all that nice hair. Phil 2017!
I can’t believe I lost both the Presidency and Sexiest Man Alive in the same year. That rarely happens.
I did my part by writing you in….. 😜
He may be a failure
He may be a quitter
But Phil do you think
That you’re just a bit bitter?
Bitter I am
That’s the source of my slam
But before People should anoint
Won’t they at least hear my point?
Oh Phil it’s much worse than I feared
You’ve been telling us your point for years!!
Sounds like sour grapes to me.
It’s completely sour grapes. Of course it is. I’m completely jealous
He does have a book, I found one in my loft the other day! Although, I can’t be sure he actually wrote it, didn’t look. Got a little distracted by his image on the cover…
You women are so superficial. Don’t you want a man of substance?
Hmmm, I actually preferred him when he had less substance, his neck’s a bit wide now. But that smile… 😉