Yes, I’m going there. I don’t know who you are, but I’d wager a guess there’s a few of you adventurous enough in the bedroom that you use “safe words”. The genesis of this post was my discovery that someone had Googled “a safe word and a rib eye” and ended up at #ThePhilFactor. So, I figured that if the people that need safe words are going to be here, I might as well be helpful. Here’s ten safe words that will definitely kill the mood:
10. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! It’s especially effective at ending any sexual escapade if you say it in a Mary Poppins voice. Also, what’s really impressive is that I spelled it correctly without looking it up. That’s hot, right ladies?
9. Cattywampus: It’s an old, goofy way to say kitty corner. It just sounds funny.
8. It’s fine: It’s never good when someone says this. Especially women. And when they do, it’s usually followed by a sigh and an eye roll.
7. Bob’s your uncle: It’s a British term that means everything is good. Said in an American bedroom I think most people would think WTF? Or possibly, why is she talking about my Uncle? In the U.K. you may not want to use this as a safe word.
6. We need to talk: Also, never a good phrase. That will stop most any activity.
5. Collywobbles: An old fashioned word that means you are about to forcefully return the contents of your stomach into the wild to roam free, as in “You’d better not do that. I’ve got the collywobbles.”
4. Finifugal: It’s a funny word that literally means that you’re afraid to finish something. Perfect for a safe word, right? You can say it three times like Beetlejuice. Finifugal! Finifugal!Finifugal!
3. Bumfluff McNichols: I’m pretty sure if you shout that, it’s an attention grabber. It’s also the name of a guy on Twitter. I thought it was funny and it stuck in my head.
2. “I’m your brother/sister” Ugh. Tell me that wouldn’t be a show stopper, right?
1. The Phil Factor: Just once, somebody out there use this and let me know.
So, not that you need them, but what would be your suggestions for a funny safe word?
Have a great Tuesday! ~Phil
Amazing list. I was laughing out loud.
Onomatopoeia would be a good one because it almost sounds like I’m gonna pee on ya. Hmmm on second thought…. 🤣😱🤣
LOL, both good points
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Hahahahahahaha!!! “Let’s talk about our feelings.” That’ll bring everything to a screeching halt.
LOL, but does it work both ways?
Lol! I think I’d go into shock if my husband volunteered to hear about my many feelings.
That would stop him in his tracks.
I got something that just might do
How about saying “It’s not me, it’s you?”
It’s amazing you can rhyme about safe words when it comes to the bees and the birds
Is it in? Gets’em every time lol
LOL!
Great list!
Aside from that, it’s good to see someone use the term “kitty corner.” That’s what we said when I was growing up in the Chicago area. Now I live in southern Illinois near St. Louis and they say “catty corner.”
I grew up in upstate NY and we use kitty corner
It’s just one of the many things the people around here do wrong! lol!
Aww I’ve heard good things about St. Louis
It’s not all bad – as long as you don’t eat the pizza or criticize the Cardinals.
Sounds fair. They’re defensive about their pizza? Unless it’s NY or Chicago pizza there’s no reason to eat it anyway
It’s not so much that they’re defensive about it, it just sucks! So awful I had to write about it: https://maidsdayoff.wordpress.com/2015/08/18/in-cheese-we-trust/
Haha, this really made me howl laughing.
Number 3 is my fave. In fact that could be my new name. Also, I wonder what would happen if you say any of these to Siri. I say this because I know what happens when you say ‘supercalifra….’ to Siri. Try it!
I’m curious to know what happens.
No. 3 is my favorite after of course No. 1, but unfortunately no one is taking me up on that.
Herpes is another fail-safe safe word. Nice job Phil
Bahahaha I would love to see an American saying Bob’s your uncle!
It is catty wampus, thank you. Any name but Hubby’said would stop everything. And don’t forget Beetlejuice. That should work well.
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