10. The Top Ten Rashes Shaped Like Presidents
9. The Ten Most Horrific Diseases You Didn’t Know About
8. Ten Ways Your Pets Might Kill You
7. The Ten Worst Ideas for Top Ten Lists
6. Ten Ways To Tell If Your Spouse Doesn’t Love You
5. The Ten Most Painful Things That Could Happen To You
4. Ten Reasons You’ll Never Really Find Happiness
3. The Ten Most Unusual Bowel Movements Ever
2. Ten Ways Your Children Will Disappoint You
1. Ten Things Living Inside Your Body Right Now
So who wants me to actually look up and create lists for all of these? And which one would be the absolute worst for you to read? Or do you have another suggestion for the list? Have a great Tuesday everyone! ~Phil
No. 8 and no.1 are particularly terrifying. Convinced my cat is forever trying to kill me. “Yeah I’ll just silently lie across the kitchen floor, right behind where you’re standing. And cooking with hot oil. Can’t see how this could go wrong.”
I have a cat too. I agree they’re very sly.
The horrific disease one sounds interesting. I am always thinking about how simple tasks could go completely wrong. I guess I am a worrywart.
Excellent list of lists to avoid. ;-D
Definitely not lists I’d want to see:)
These top ten lists are pretty rotten
Let’s just make them the ten bottom