Since I’m on vacation, I’m posting one of my favorites from last year. I hope you enjoy it. ~Phil
Before anybody gets their knickers in a twist, I’m not trying to say anything political here. I’m just making jokes and I’d make them regardless of who the President is. I’m a registered independent. Here are ten quotes. In the comments tell me which ones belong to Darth Vader and which are from Donald Trump. Don’t be fooled by the italics either.
10. “I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
9. “In the end you’re not measured by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish.”
8. “Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken.”
7. “I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
6. “Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.”
5. “Now release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me.”
4. “I actually don’t have a bad hairline.”
3. “Be careful not to choke on your convictions.”
2. “I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
1. ” I believe they like making me out to be something more sinister than I really am.”
So can you guess which 5 quotes are Darth Vader and which 5 are from Trump? Show me how smart you are in the comments. Also, the quotes in italics are from both. I just alternated lines to break up the monotony.
Have a great Saturday! ~Phil
it’s hard to tell the difference between the two )
I’m praying that number 4 was said by Vader because that would be hilarious, however, I think that’s highly unlikely 😂
I know, that would be great if he had said it
Interesting! It’s hard to tell. Hmm… “In the end you’re not measured by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish.” and “Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken.” – Trump? 😆
10. Vader
9. Trump
8. Trump
7. Trump
6. Vader
5. Vader
4. Trump
3. Vader
2. Vader
1. Trump
Amiright?
Easy! Any quote with words containing more than two syllables belongs to Darth (!)
LOL! Probably true!
I’m going for 1-10 by Trump.
If we give him enough time I think he will wear a black cape and helmet
Can’t you write him into the past in your next novel Phil?
I would if I could!
7 6 5 3 2 are Vader
You got it Dorinda!
😀 I know my Darth lol
the ones that make the most sense are Darth Vader’s????
Most likely!
Wow! You’re really up on this stuff. I thought they were all Darth Vader! LOL! Then, I went back and read the italics. #9– get out! No way he said that! I believe you but I’m shocked.
Janice
You had an actual disbelief about anything Donald Trump might have said?
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1.Trump
2.Darth Vader
3.Darth Vader
4.Trump
5.Darth Vader
6.Trump
7.Darth Vader
8.Trump
9.Trump
10.Darth Vader
Not as easy as you would think.