Ten Quotes: Darth Vader or Donald Trump?

Posted on March 31, 2018 | 20 Comments

Since I’m on vacation, I’m posting one of my favorites from last year. I hope you enjoy it. ~Phil

Before anybody gets their knickers in a twist, I’m not trying to say anything political here. I’m just making jokes and I’d make them regardless of who the President is. I’m a registered independent. Here are ten quotes. In the comments tell me which ones belong to Darth Vader and which are from Donald Trump. Don’t be fooled by the italics either.

10. “I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”

9. “In the end you’re not measured by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish.”

8. “Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken.”

7. “I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”

6. “Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.”

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5. “Now release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me.”

4. “I actually don’t have a bad hairline.” 

3. “Be careful not to choke on your convictions.”

2. “I find your lack of faith disturbing.”

1. ” I believe they like making me out to be something more sinister than I really am.” 

So can you guess which 5 quotes are Darth Vader and which 5 are from Trump? Show me how smart you are in the comments. Also, the quotes in italics are from both. I just alternated lines to break up the monotony.

Have a great Saturday! ~Phil

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20 responses to “Ten Quotes: Darth Vader or Donald Trump?”

  1. ksbeth | March 31, 2018 at 6:15 am | Reply

    it’s hard to tell the difference between the two )

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  2. MindOverMeta | March 31, 2018 at 7:17 am | Reply

    I’m praying that number 4 was said by Vader because that would be hilarious, however, I think that’s highly unlikely 😂

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Carmen | Wellington World Travels | March 31, 2018 at 7:33 am | Reply

    Interesting! It’s hard to tell. Hmm… “In the end you’re not measured by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish.” and “Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken.” – Trump? 😆

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  4. Oscar | March 31, 2018 at 7:44 am | Reply

    10. Vader
    9. Trump
    8. Trump
    7. Trump
    6. Vader
    5. Vader
    4. Trump
    3. Vader
    2. Vader
    1. Trump
    Amiright?

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Lutheranliar | March 31, 2018 at 8:58 am | Reply

    Easy! Any quote with words containing more than two syllables belongs to Darth (!)

    Liked by 2 people

  6. Denzil | March 31, 2018 at 3:40 pm | Reply

    I’m going for 1-10 by Trump.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. You Can Always Start Now | April 1, 2018 at 9:22 am | Reply

    the ones that make the most sense are Darth Vader’s????

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Janice Wald | April 1, 2018 at 11:24 am | Reply

    Wow! You’re really up on this stuff. I thought they were all Darth Vader! LOL! Then, I went back and read the italics. #9– get out! No way he said that! I believe you but I’m shocked.
    Janice

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  11. Angela McKenzie | April 2, 2018 at 10:15 pm | Reply

    1.Trump
    2.Darth Vader
    3.Darth Vader
    4.Trump
    5.Darth Vader
    6.Trump
    7.Darth Vader
    8.Trump
    9.Trump
    10.Darth Vader
    Not as easy as you would think.

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