What if this isn’t all there is? What if life is like a flight or a hotel stay? What if, after we shuffle off this mortal coil, we have to complete a customer satisfaction survey or exit interview before we can move on to the next realm? What would your answers be?
Welcome to the Afterlife Satisfaction Survey. Please rate your satisfaction with THIS life using a 10 point scale where “10” represents “Extremely Satisfied” and “1” represents “Extremely Dissatisfied”
During THIS life, how satisfied were you with:
Your overall experience as a person: ___
Quality of Arrival/Pre-Arrival Experience:___
Your satisfaction with the food options:___
Helpfulness of other humans:____
Length of your stay? Too short___ Too Long ___ Just right___
Quality of your departure experience:____
Would you recommend this life to others? Yes No
If you’d like to include any comments or recommendations please include them in the comments below:
If you were to fill out one of these surveys, what would your comments be? Add them in the comments section
Have a great Friday! ~Phil
There are some things I’d like to get off my chest.
That’s what the survey is for!
I’ll need more space.
LOL
Actually, I have been keeping notes. After I die, I’m going to reference them when speaking to God.
“Look,” I’m going to say, “I love your work but may I make a few suggestions?
How about an “OFF” button for pain?
And mosquitoes? Really?”
I can’t argue with those suggestions. You are obviously very wise
Also, cockroaches!
Well, based on your feedback maybe there won’t be any in your next life
Oh my goodness. Thanks for the intriguing giggle this morning. 🤦🏼♀️🖤
But there’s no comments you would want to make?
Hmmmm. I hope I haven’t reached the pinnacle of my living, thus, all comments would be for naught.
I’m sure you haven’t
If I could ask Satan anything: how long have you been running PennDot?
LOL! That definitely is a valid question!
So you’re assuming that’s who you would meet upon your arrival in the afterlife?
I think I’ve just heard the phrase “go to hell” too many times in my life.
I would say that all seems to work quite well but would suggest that someone take charge of the government since there doesn’t seem to be anyone willing to do it.
I’m willing. I just can’t get the votes
😀
I need an extra page… am I allowed to list specific humans who displeased or offended me?
Also: durian fruit. What? No. Let’s talk.
Trump? Really? (I’m Canadian, but, still…really?)
I suspect that a lot of people who will pass away in the next few years might mention that as a complaint
Do ya think?
On the whole, my life to date has been pretty good, Phil. The future; well, that is something else and just can’t predict it.
What’s the ranking number for so far, so good?
That’s all up to you