A lot of people say “Twitter? I don’t get it.” If you don’t get it, the easiest thing you can do is to follow these ten funny people.
https://twitter.com/TheHappySquirrl/status/953026423639429120
[leaving a smash mouth concert]
wife: did you really think they'd play "All-Star" for an entire hour?
me: *visibly agitated* i guess not
— Comrade Phteven (@PhriendlyCody) May 11, 2018
Cop: We've found the man who stole your identity and was impersonating you
Me: Where was he?
Cop: Eating Cheetos and crying in his car
Me *impressed* he really went for it
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) May 14, 2018
https://twitter.com/TheHyyyype/status/1001894569557020672
https://twitter.com/trashythisis/status/998311483384717318
I took acid once and thought I was rescuing a dog from a burning building but I was just climbing down my bunk bed with a bag of Cheetos.
— Spaced (@Spaced_Cowboy00) May 6, 2018
Your new password must include: a letter, a number, the coordinates for where you lost your virginity, two pieces of garlic bread, the name of your first uncle’s third dog, a color ending in r, your mom’s banana bread recipe and a self-addressed stamped envelope.
— ficklenuts (@ficklenuts) May 4, 2018
Tilapia, the fish of revenge.
He thinks as he hits 2 minutes at full power on the break room microwave.
— Paul (@Grommit56) May 2, 2018
I meant to sign up for Amazon Prime, but accidentally ordered Optimus Prime and now Ive ensured the end of the world with two day delivery
— The Phil Factor (@ThePhilFactor) May 31, 2018
If napping could be weaponized, I would be unstoppable.
— John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) May 10, 2018
Now that you’ve started your day with a laugh, have a great Tuesday! ~Phil
Nice touch adding your own tweet. And none from me. Hmmmmmm. I see how it is. Vengeance will be mine.
You’re going to have to earn it. I don’t just give it away
I did indeed! @TenaciousMae
I tried but I can’t find you on Twitter!
He he, Phil, glad to see you included one of your own.
I should be on that list🙏😎 (@cadesia_debruin) follow me, i follow back
Of course I’ll follow you!
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