I knew it. I knew you couldn’t resist the title. I can’t blame you. I’d click on this too. We all love the mysterious Amish and we all wonder what goes on behind closed doors, or is it closed barn doors? The Amish sure seem to have a lot of kids and I’m pretty sure they’re not getting them by cloning or in-vitro fertilization. The Amish make their kids the old fashioned way, or ways, ten to be exact. Consider this post the new Amish Kama Sutra. Enjoy the list you perverts!
THE TOP TEN AMISH SEX POSITIONS
10. The Butter Churn move
9. The Barn Raiser
8. Milk your own cow
7. The Downward Hog
6. The Lancaster
5. The Bonnet Comet
4. The Pennsylvania Dutch Oven
3. The Suspender Bender
2. The Guilty Quilty
1. The Horse & Buggy
Yes, I know you were hoping for different kinds of pictures, but that’s what the rest of the internet is for. If you thought this was funny, please feel free to share it with your equally perverted friends by hitting one of the social media sharing buttons below. Have a great Tuesday! ~Phil
, I will never think of the Amish quite the same. It’ll be hard to visit the Amish bakery with a straight face.
LOL!
Milk your own cow! That one does sound decidedly Amish. Probably because they tend to be a highly self sufficient, hands-on type of culture… 😂
LOL, too funny!
Very funny, Phil. Sort of dirty without being dirty if you know what I mean.
Yes, it was a fine line. If I had tried to add any commentary that probably would have gone awry
Yeah, the thing is is you’d named the post ‘The Top Ten Amish Board Games’ or something like that, it wouldn’t have have been funny at all. I love humor!
Wicked, wicked – i LOVE it!
Thanks John!
Phil ~
I would love to share your post. However, if you churn my butter ~ I will churn yours! Lol
LOL! Maybe we should both just milk our own cow
I meant sharing one another’s posts Sir!! LOL
LMAO!
I will have to wait until later, but I will share you to Twitter where I have more readers. I am driving right now and dictating my messages
Bullshit. lol
Laughing so hard right now at work! Although I’m still trying to figure out the “Lancaster”!
The name is because Lancaster Pennsylvania is sort of the Amish capital of the United States. As for the sexual position, you will have to use your imagination
Ha ha!!
LOL. Best click bait on the planet.
Thanks John! Yes, I figured that headline would get some views
Ha haha. The position descriptions were LOL funny.
There’s not a single one of these I’d be brave enough to Google.
Aw ffs! The Barn Raiser didn’t make the the to 10, oh well 😔
😂😂😂
What? The Barn Raiser was #9!
🤦♀️ I missed that somehow
These sound more like Amish Yoga positions. “The Downward Hog”
Someone doing yoga has a dirty mind O.o
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Technically, #8 is more of a technique than a position…. but insightful list all the same. Kudos.
I don’t know what a bonnet comet is but I want it explained and then I’m probably going to try in for my next RP experience 😀
RP?
Never mind. I figured it out
Kinky Amish, no wonder they love staying indoors
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