Top Ten Tuesday! Ten Funny Tweets!

A lot of people say “Twitter? I don’t get it.” Sometimes even Presidents don’t get it even WHEN they THINK they DO. If you’re a President, or just someone who wants to understand Twitter better, follow these ten funny people”

TOP 10 HALLS:

10. City Hall
9. Arsenio Hall
8. Rebecca Hall
7. Hall & Oates
6. Carnegie Hall
5. Anthony Michael Hall
4. In the Hall of the Mountain King
3. The “Hall Pass”
2. Hall of Justice
1. Hall ‘O Ween

— Justin Staggs Ⓥ (@Staggfilms) October 21, 2018

Scented candles are a gateway drug to throw pillows. There, I said it.

— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) October 21, 2018

I've got 66 problems, and writing numbers upside down is one of them.

— Drew (some assembly required) (@dmc1138) September 25, 2018

https://twitter.com/Jake_Vig/status/1034998474268467200

I want to see someone get sucked into the Price is Right wheel before I die.

— .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) July 19, 2018

i always make sure to snip my plastic six-pack rings, because if i’m going to strangle a turtle, it’s going to be with my bare hands

— garth (@garbagecoven) July 31, 2018

Pls check out my new bog it’s like a blog except I scream my feelings into a swamp

— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) July 30, 2018

If you mean being able to sing 99 Red Balloons in English and German then yes I’m bilingual.

— Darlin’ Darla (@Darlainky) July 27, 2018

10:00: gets in hammock

10:00 to 10:20: relaxes in hammock

10:21 to 11:57: gets out of hammock

— Just J (@junejuly12) July 15, 2018

Therapist: please tell me a little about what brought you both here today.

Wife: We don't talk. Plus he is so literal.

Me: My truck.

— Jeremy Jorts Parody (@iLikeCatShirts) April 13, 2015

Have a great Tuesday! ~Phil