Is it just me, or is everyone fascinated by the Amish? I’m pretty sure I can make fun of the Amish here without fearing retribution. I doubt there are very many Amish bloggers. Why do we all find the Amish so interesting? Is it their stylish black outfits? They say black is very slimming. Have you ever seen a fat Amish person? Why the hell are they so quiet? Maybe they’re all actually telepathic and they’re mocking us and our flashy colors without us even knowing it. If they don’t talk much, how do Amish men and women meet? Do Amish guys use pick up lines? Jebediah-“You look great in that plain sack dress and bonnet. You can raise my barn anytime!” Do the Amish get jiggy with it in the back seat of the horse and buggy when they go on dates? If they don’t use electricity, how do Amish women operate their vibrators? If there are any Amish out there who can answer these questions, feel free to chime in here.