Yup, I’m doing another tag. I guess I’ve grown to appreciate the positive in sharing my sincere thoughts and feelings. Either that, or I haven’t had any time to write anything. I got this from Natalia’s blog.
1. Explain what ended your last relationship? I was too much man for her of course.
2. When was the last time you shaved? Which part of my body?
3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.? Working on a cure for cancer.
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? I was in the shower. See question number 2.
5. Are you any good at math? I grew up with a mental block regarding math stemming from my difficulty with division in Mrs. Walker’s 3rd grade class. Much later in life, like after college I figured it out.
6. Your prom night? The usual.
7. Do you have any famous ancestors? I’m the one all my relatives point to as their famous ancestor.
8. Have you had to take a loan out for school? Yes, and I paid it off using the riches I earned from writing this blog.
9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile? Myspace?!!? Are you kidding? That’s a meat market for pedofiles. I don’t go there.
10. Last thing received in the mail? My Cheese of the Month.
11. How many different beverages have you had today? It’s only 7:30. I’ve had coffee.
12. Do you ever leave messages on peoples answering machine? Yes, very clear and concise ones, unlike Kater Bannix.
13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to? Michael Jackson. Oh wait, did you say CONCERT virginity. I’m sorry.
14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach? No, other people draw my name in the sand with their toes. I find it everywhere. It’s kind of creepy.
15. What was the most painful dental procedure you have had? I had one wisdom tooth in my entire head and they had to break it out piece by piece with a small hammer and chisel.
16. What is out your back door? A timeless void that leads to other dimensions. I never know where I might end up.
17. Any plans for Friday night? Not yet, who’s offering?
18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair? I wonder if the ocean likes what my hair does to it.
19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns? No, I send them to everyone who reads my blog. Get ready for Christmas!
20. Have you ever been to a planetarium? Yes, I like the “you are here” sign.
21. Do you re-use towels after you shower? Yes I do. I make elaborate sculptures out of them much like origami.
22. Some things you are excited about? Comments on my blog.
23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO? Green of course.
24. Describe your keychain(s) A ring with keys and a flash drive on it.
26. Where do you keep your change? Anywhere but on my person.
29. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed? It depends ; )
For those of you who want to know what it’s like to have a conversation with me in real life, this is essentially it. I’m a smart ass 24/7.
30. Did U read this far? Consider yourself tagged (you know, if you wanna do it)!!