1. It’s snowing here today. I hate that. Screw Al Gore. Global warming can’t come fast enough.
2. Why haven’t I been posting as often lately?
3. Why isn’t there a peanut butter flavored gum? Who wouldn’t love that?
4. Wash your new towels separately. You know how new towels won’t absorb a damn thing until you wash them once or twice? I bought new towels, washed them before using them. Unfortunately I washed them with a red blanket that had never been washed before either. I stepped out of the shower today, dried off, looked in the mirror and found my body covered in red fuzz. I thought I had had an allergic reaction to something. Wash your new towels separately.
5. Thank you to every one for you comments on my last post. I’m sorry I was too busy to get in responses over the weekend.
6. Will Phil be posting his hysterically funny annual Things I’m Thankful For post again this year? Yup. You can count on it Wednesday.