Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow…

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? I am, and it’s pissing me off. I live in upstate New York. I was fine with things in general until about two days ago. Then winter arrived. A friend accused me of being a “grouch” for not enjoying this sudden turn of events. This person romanticized the winter weather, espousing the joys of making snow angels, frolicking in the snow and holding mittened hands with a loved one. That is exactly how they do it on T.V. isn’t it? It does look fun in all those romantic comedies when the smitten couple builds a snowman together and then has the flirtatious snowball fight. Unfortunately, the winter the rest of us are stuck frolicking in is not in a warm studio where teamsters sprinkle dry, cottony snow on us from the rafters. The real life winter is damned cold. I’m pretty sure that if I’d ever hit one of my dates in the face with a snowball she would probably call the police on me and sex would definitely be out. At least on that date. Don’t get me wrong, I may be a grouch about the cold, but I am not a Scrooge about the holidays. I love the holidays, except for…..

6 responses to “Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow…

  1. i HATE snow! and winter for that matter.

  2. where’ve you gone, phil?hope all’s well.

  3. Phil, you on a date getting snowed in. *sigh*Happy holidays to you wherever you are.Enid from Belize City

  4. Is it still really cold?Cause you could visit here and enjoy a warm 74 degrees.

  5. Hey Phil, hope you’re doing OK. Sorry I haven’t been by for awhile.Just dropping by to wish you a very Merry CHristmas and a safe and Happy New YEar.Hope to be able to drop by more in the new year.Take care, Meow

  6. happy holy-days! or holidays. tkae your pick. 🙂

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