If you grew up when I did, you know exactly who Norm is. And sadly, this beacon, the guiding light of my generation has passed away. George Wendt, you will not be forgotten. The man could deliver a one line quip more perfectly than anyone else. Here are his top ten comments:
10: Bartender Sam (Ted Dansen): Norm, what are you up to? Norm: My ideal weight if I was 11 feet tall.
9. Bartender Sam: How’s a beer sound Norm? Norm: I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in.
8. Bartender Woody: How’s it going Norm? Norm: It’s a dog eat dog world and I’m wearing Milk Bone underpants.
7. Bartender Woody (Woody Harrelson) : Would you like a beer Mr. Peterson? Norm: No, I’d like a dead cat in a glass.
6. Bartender Woody: Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A little early isn’t it Woody?
Bartender Woody: For a beer?
Norm: No, for stupid questions.
5. Norm: Women. Can’t live with ’em … pass the beer nuts.
4. Bartender Sam: What’s shaking Norm? Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins.
3. Bartender Sam: Hey Norm, how’s life in the fast lane? Norm: Don’t know. Can’t find the on-ramp.
2. Bartender Sam: What’s going down Normie? Norm: My butt cheeks on that barstool.
1. Bartender Coach: Can I draw you a beer Norm? Norm: No. I know what they look like. Just pour me one.
At one time or another, haven’t we all wished wished for a “Nooorm” type shout from everyone in a bar or party? Thank you George Wendt, you will not be forgotten. I hope you’re enjoying a cold one in heaven.
~Phil
