At Gooby’s wedding Chuck was despondent over the fact that the bridesmaid he was paired up with didn’t want to hook up with him, so he coped with this the way anyone would. He got so drunk that he threw up under the gift table at the wedding reception and I think later passed out there as well. Needless to say, the bridesmaid was so impressed that she didn’t talk to him the rest of the night. This may have been at the same time that Tom and I, who were both not hitting on our bridesmaids, were slow dancing with each other until a pair of similarly dateless divorced women decided they’d like to dance with us. Later in the evening the Golden Boys decided to help Gooby and the future ex-Mrs. Gooby bring all their presents and flowers back to the new bride’s parents’ home. Chuck, feeling badly about his performance at the reception, decided to apologize by vomiting in the bride’s parents’ bathroom. That night may be why Gooby is now divorced.
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