I love the StatCounter service that I connected to this blog. As I reported two weeks age, with this service I can see how people got to my web page. Aside from hitting “next blog,” or getting to my page from the comments I leave on other people’s blogs the next most popular way people find my blog is by web searches for a certain topic. There are two web search topics that continue to show up on the list, and both are just obscene. The first is obviously the Dave Coulier freaks. The second is only slightly less disturbing. At least twice every week I see that someone found my page through a Dave Coulier web search and at least as often someone has found my page by doing a web search using the words “moms” and “bikinis.” They get my web page because of a post about 5 weeks ago that I titled “Gooby’s Mom in a Bikini.” I’m sure these pervs are sadly disappointed to find that I didn’t include a picture of Gooby’s 60 year old mother in her bikini. Hey pervs! If you’re reading this, stay away from my blog. Go subscribe to a porn site or visit a porn shop in Canada. Or at least leave a comment you rude bastards. I’ve got a much longer idea to write about that I’ll get to tonight folks. See you then.
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