A: You ‘neak up on them!
I was in the supermarket the other day and I was going down the aisle where they sell condoms. Not that I would be needing a condom for any reason, but you probably already guessed that didn’t you? Anyway, while I was not shopping for condoms I happened to notice that on one of the condom packages it said, “New Unique Shape!” New unique shape? Who the hell are these for?!!? Did I miss some crucial step in evolution somewhere? As far as I knew, the equipment I have is the latest model. State of the art. It may even be broadband digital.
Oct. 25, 2023: Just yesterday this post from 2005 received 10 views. Who in the world is even finding this throw away post from 18 years ago? Please respond in the comments! Why?