I Was Just Wondering….

Posted on December 7, 2005 | 4 Comments

If Switzerland is a neutral country with no army, then why are there Swiss Army Knives? If the U.S. Army gave out cool gadgets like that I’d be tempted to join. I think that the fact that their primary weapon has a corkscrew implies that you get to drink at least some of the time. Maybe there really is a Swiss Army, but they’re all at a party somewhere opening bottles of wine.

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4 responses to “I Was Just Wondering….”

  1. Lindsey | December 7, 2005 at 10:07 pm | Reply

    Oh Phil…I can always count on you to make me shake my head and laugh at the same time.Here’s to corkscrews!

  2. berly02 | December 8, 2005 at 8:24 am | Reply

    heheheAlways have something don’t you?

  3. Natalia | December 8, 2005 at 10:22 am | Reply

    Erm…didn’t I already say…Dorkus Maximus and all?-N

  4. Phil | December 8, 2005 at 8:59 pm | Reply

    Linny- Thank you.Natalia- Yes, you did already say that. At least I come up with new jokes now and then. Berly- Stupid stuff like that and the 50 Cent jokes are what I come up with when I have nothing.

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