If Switzerland is a neutral country with no army, then why are there Swiss Army Knives? If the U.S. Army gave out cool gadgets like that I’d be tempted to join. I think that the fact that their primary weapon has a corkscrew implies that you get to drink at least some of the time. Maybe there really is a Swiss Army, but they’re all at a party somewhere opening bottles of wine.
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Oh Phil…I can always count on you to make me shake my head and laugh at the same time.>>Here’s to corkscrews!
hehehe>Always have something don’t you?
Erm…didn’t I already say…Dorkus Maximus and all?>>-N
Linny- Thank you.>>Natalia- Yes, you did already say that. At least I come up with new jokes now and then. >>Berly- Stupid stuff like that and the 50 Cent jokes are what I come up with when I have nothing.