This was a story that definitely didn’t need me to add any punchlines. Yes, ironically our Vice-President shot his friend when they were out Dan Quayle hunting. Apparently Dick Cheney is a big supporter of the NRA. At this point I’m guessing that his hospitalized friend is thinking that Vice-President Cheney’s first name is rather appropriate. The next time Dick Cheney shows up at a peace conference to negotiate some type of settlement I’m betting that the other world leaders cave in pretty quickly. Two days ago I was worried that I’d be attacked by Muslims for making a Mohammed joke, now I’m terrified that Dick Cheney will find me. Apparently their Brokeback Mountain trip didn’t turn out like they planned. See? I knew they never should have televised the Olympic Biathalon! Dick Cheney is what, about 107 years old? His victim was 78. What the hell were these two old crackpots doing wandering around the woods carrying guns?
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