I have been adopted by Brad and Angelina. Evidently, everyone will get a turn eventually. I had no idea it could happen, but apparently it’s like jury duty. You get a letter and the next day they show up and carry you off. There’s nothing you can do about it. I’m looking forward to breast feeding. I hope my new mommy and daddy let me continue blogging.
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Phil Taylor
Self-proclaimed grand poobah of leisure and author of humorous suspense novels The Sneaker Tree & White Picket Prisons, the humor essay book Fifty Shades of Phil and the long running blog The Phil Factor. thephilfactor.com
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Is this seriously your post? LOL
This is just filler until I write something real. I know what you mean Princess.
Hey <>Phil<>,>>You’re such a cuute baby and your mommy and daddy are sure to allow you to blog. >>Just keep ’em laughing, like you always do, so that they can go on all the talk shows to tell the world about what a little genius blogger you are. >>lol>>Enid~
Awww Phil…..your new adopted mommy is a skank!! hehe I hate to break it to ya. ANd your new adopted daddy?? He’s a loser….an adulterous loser. lol I know…this is big news……*sigh* don’t feel too bad about it!! lol 😉
i am with the Jennifer Aniston camp sorry Phil. 🙂>still love you though.
Loved this! It was my smirk for the day.