I have been adopted by Brad and Angelina. Evidently, everyone will get a turn eventually. I had no idea it could happen, but apparently it’s like jury duty. You get a letter and the next day they show up and carry you off. There’s nothing you can do about it. I’m looking forward to breast feeding. I hope my new mommy and daddy let me continue blogging.
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