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Hillary Clinton Is In Town Today
Yes, that’s right. If you’re keeping score at home, that’s the second Clinton sighting in my town in the past three weeks. I think she’s got a thing for me, but it may be time for a restraining order. Too bad it’s not Condoleeza Rice. Now there’s a piece of political eye candy. Anyway, I’d like to give a big shout out to my friends at the F.B.I., Secret Service, and Homeland Security Dept. who I know are checking the internet and blogs for any possible mention of a threat to Hillary. Just so you guys know, I’m going to be in Penfield today and won’t be at my regular work location. Feel free to stop by the house though, I left the A/C on for you. I didn’t leave a key. I know you know how to get in.