I just read this from a reputable news source: The father of JonBenet Ramsey is dating the mother of Natalee Holloway. Yes, that’s right. I’m not kidding for a change. Here is what my reaction sounds like in my head: “What?!!? Are you freakin’ kidding me? I’m not sure why, but this seems incredibly wrong and twisted in some way that I can’t define. What the hell is wrong with these two people? They’re not even from the same neighborhood! How do they hook up? It’s not like they ran into each other at the P.T.A. meeting. They had to go looking for each other. Did they find each other through E-harmony? Was personality variable number 29, “Was your child kidnapped or killed?” Is it just me, or does anyone, everyone else find this to be possibly the most bizarre thing maybe ever?
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