When Millenials Rule the World

Please read this hilarious poem by the brilliant Marissa Bergen, whom I consider the Shel Silverstein for a new generation, maybe the Millenial generation. Thanks for the shout out Marissa!

Glorious Results Of A Misspent Youth

Somewhere in Iraq, March 28, 2035 9:56 AM PST

The head of ISIL is discovered
On the button his hand hovers
Advisors ask him “Are you sure?”
As sweat comes out of every pore
He says “The weak make second guesses”
And so fateful, down he presses
With nothing left he must await
Reaction from United States

Washington D.C., March 28, 2035 10:04 AM PST

We find our leader in good health he
Photoshops his morning selfie
Erases wrinkles in his neck
When suddenly he gets a text

He can’t believe what he is seeing
And so he calls for a staff meeting
And so his people come abounding
For the news he is announcing

ISIL sent the atom bomb
In form of an emoticon
No one really had a clue
As to the next thing they should do

Till one suggested that perchance
They ask the President of France

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3 responses to “When Millenials Rule the World

  1. Thanks Phil! Always an honor to be featured here. I couldn’t have done it without you!

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