Please read this hilarious poem by the brilliant Marissa Bergen, whom I consider the Shel Silverstein for a new generation, maybe the Millenial generation. Thanks for the shout out Marissa!
Somewhere in Iraq, March 28, 2035 9:56 AM PST
The head of ISIL is discovered
On the button his hand hovers
Advisors ask him “Are you sure?”
As sweat comes out of every pore
He says “The weak make second guesses”
And so fateful, down he presses
With nothing left he must await
Reaction from United States
Washington D.C., March 28, 2035 10:04 AM PST
We find our leader in good health he
Photoshops his morning selfie
Erases wrinkles in his neck
When suddenly he gets a text
He can’t believe what he is seeing
And so he calls for a staff meeting
And so his people come abounding
For the news he is announcing
ISIL sent the atom bomb
In form of an emoticon
No one really had a clue
As to the next thing they should do
Till one suggested that perchance
They ask the President of France
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Thanks Phil! Always an honor to be featured here. I couldn’t have done it without you!
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You give me far too much credit and yourself not enough. You are an evil poetic genius who should be publishing books of your poems.
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Thank you Phil! You got me going on this one for sure!
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