No, I’m not selling plots of land in heaven, but someone is. For $100 American, a Mexican church will sell you a one meter square spot in heaven. Just one meter? Ugh. That’s not even one bedroom and a bath…unless you combine them and sleep standing up. I wonder if I were to throw $1000 at this Mexican church, could get a 10 meter by 10 meter spot?
Buying your spot in heaven. Isn’t that every Republican’s dream? And how ironic is it that they’d have to buy them from a Mexican church? Anyway, the Mexican Church wouldn’t sell to Republicans. In fact they’d probably put up a wall to keep them out! How many of you suddenly want to say mean things in the comments? C’mon, that joke was low hanging fruit. How could I not say that?
And by the way, the Pastor of the Entoms Church in Mexico says he received permission for the sale from God himself. When asked about this, in an exclusive Phil Factor interview, God said, “Phil, stop bothering me! I already told you I won’t endorse your blog!”
And if you were wondering, you can pay for your property in Heaven using Visa, Master, Maestro, RuPay, and even digital wallets such as Google Pay and Apple Pay.
I’d have given you the website, but none of the news outlets included it in their reporting, no doubt to protect people from themselves, just like I did by publishing this public safety announcement. When you buy your plot in Heaven make sure you get a receipt! It’s tax deductible! Have a great Tuesday! ~Phil
P.S. If you’re going to throw away your money on something ridiculous, do it on my books!