Psychic Phil Strikes Again!

Pic from CNBC

As I’ve said many times, I have never had any training or guidance with my psychic powers. Because of my lack of psychic discipline, sometimes I unintentionally influence or perceive something psychically without realizing it.

Did I psychically predict Pope Leo with my last blog post? I did recommend myself, an American,  as the next Pope. I knew damn well that I wasn’t going to be picked unless I was a Cardinal, which I’m not, yet… But Pope Leo is an American and is pretty damn close to what I laid out for the kind of Pope the world needs right now. And he probably says “damn” a lot less than I do.  As I said in my last blog post, the new Pope needed to have a social media presence. Three months ago, Pope Leo was on Twitter/X dunking on the current U.S. Vice-President. If that’s not social media savvy, then I don’t know what is.

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I also lauded my affinity for stylish cargo shorts as a reason to vote for me as Pope. Pope Leo used to work in Peru. Don’t you think that there were times he ditched his heavy white cassock in favor of the more comfortable cargo shorts as he hiked through the Peruvian mountains? You’re damn right he did! He can carry a bible in one pocket and a cross in the other! And so can you! Just click the Amazon link to peruse your cargo shorts needs! (Can you tell that I’ve joined the Amazon affiliate program?)

So… in summary, in last weeks blog post I said:

1. We need an American Pope
2. We need a Pope with some fashion sense, aka cargo shorts
3. We need a Pope with social media pizazz

If that’s not psychic manifesting I don’t know what is. I’m kind of like Bruce Almighty. You’re welcome world.

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there, and thanks for reading! ~Phil