I was walking around downtown today carrying an old bagel for over 2 hours and not once did anyone run up to me and offer me a Frusion Smoothie for it. I saw a woman drinking a Frusion Smoothie, but when I asked her to trade it to me she yelled for the police. By the time I was done I had a stale bagel and nothing for breakfast. Damn, that freakin’ pisses me off.
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