For about 6 months now I’ve been seeing these ads for a product called Scent Stories. Basically what it is, is an air freshener where you put a CD in which causes the little machine to emit a different smell every 30 minutes. That sounds like one of my kids. The woman on the commercial says, “Now my nose will never get bored.” Nose boredom?!!? As far as I know, my nose has never had feelings or thoughts of any kind. If nose boredom is such a big problem in your life that you have to spend $30 on a machine for it then you need to get your ass kicked in some way.
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Phil Taylor
Self-proclaimed grand poobah of leisure and author of humorous suspense novels The Sneaker Tree & White Picket Prisons, the humor essay book Fifty Shades of Phil and the long running blog The Phil Factor. thephilfactor.com
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I think it’s a bit of a rip off. No way am I spending all that money for a weird CD player that plays scented CD’s. Crazy stuff. Give me the lysol!>>P.S. You’ll always be on my celebrity crush list Phil. :0)
Lol! Thanks Linny.
WOW a picture!
I’m not sure I want to keep the picture. I don’t like it too much.
That’s insane, what’s wrong with opening a window?
You could post a picture of Gooby’s Mom in a Bikini and say it’s you!>>But I like your picture. LOL
Believe me, based on the number of web searches for “moms in bikini’s” I think a picture of Gooby’s mom would be way more popular than my picture.
Phil…that’s a great picture! You should definetly leave it. I like knowing who I’m talking to.>>Ummm..is it just me or are some of these word verification things turning into sentences almost…hmmm.
I like the picture.