For about 6 months now I’ve been seeing these ads for a product called Scent Stories. Basically what it is, is an air freshener where you put a CD in which causes the little machine to emit a different smell every 30 minutes. That sounds like one of my kids. The woman on the commercial says, “Now my nose will never get bored.” Nose boredom?!!? As far as I know, my nose has never had feelings or thoughts of any kind. If nose boredom is such a big problem in your life that you have to spend $30 on a machine for it then you need to get your ass kicked in some way.
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