It’s the Labor Day weekend and I’ll be gone until Monday. Why do they call it “Labor” Day when everyone takes the day off from work? That makes the name of the holiday ironic and an oxymoron. Doesn’t the word “oxymoron” sound like what you’d call someone who’s too stupid to figure out how to open their container of acne cream? Just to keep you all busy while I’m gone, try to find the only word in the English language with three consecutive sets of double letters in it. While you’re at it, look for words that rhyme with orange and silver. 1000 Phil points go to anyone who gets any of these.
Self-proclaimed grand poobah of leisure and author of humorous suspense novels The Sneaker Tree & White Picket Prisons, the humor essay book Fifty Shades of Phil and the long running blog The Phil Factor. thephilfactor.com
- @KLGLASS2 Being much younger 1 day ago
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