No, the title is not referring to how I felt after offending many bloggers and Canada with my last post. I’m thinking of situations in your life in which you definitely do not want to hear another person say “OOPS!” Oops is a very small word that can sometimes have very big implications. It’s not even a word really, but those four little letters can cause an unimaginable amount of immediate dread. Once while getting my haircut by a friend I heard her say, “Oops!” followed by a very nervous giggle. It was a free haircut. You get what you pay for. Once an oral surgeon actually said, “Oops!” while sticking a needle in the roof of my mouth, just before my blood spurted out on his scrubs. A time you definitely don’t want to hear “oops!” is when a medical professional is working on you. Especially if you’re a guy getting a vasectomy. I can imagine that would cause a bit of a panicked feeling. Obviously hearing “oops!” during sex can have many meanings. It can mean, “Oops I just leaned on your hair. Sorry.” It could mean, “Oops I just impregnated you.” Or it could means , “Oops I think I just bit off a part of you that you wanted to keep.” Some of you may even be familiar with the, “Oops, I thought I was kissing someone else.” Feel free to add your favorite “oops!” stories in the comments. This should be entertaining.
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