In the age old tradition of Phil’s 12 Days of Christmas, I will now try to come up with New Year’s Resolutions about how I specifically plan to cope with the next 12 months of my life.
Phil’s New Year’s Resolution No. 1: During the Year 2006 I, Phil, resolve not to die. This is priority number 1 for me in the coming year. If I manage that successfully then the rest is gravy. Many of my long time readers, ok, well the few of you that are long time readers, remember my previous post related to this subject. Death is one of my biggest pet peeves. I absolutely hate it. I’m not a big fan of it happening to people I know, and I especially hate the thought of it happening to me. As I’ve previously stated, if presented with the opportunity to be dead I will just refuse to do so. Just as Santa Claus ceases to exist for a child when they stop believing in him, death will cease to exist for me because I refuse to believe it can happen to me. As an example of my gratitude to all of you for being so supportive over the time my blog has existed, I hope you all live through the next year too. Beside, if you die, who will leave me comments?