No I’m not. I’m repulsed by Arby’s. Specifically, I’m repulsed by their new commercials in which everyone is distracted from their work because of the big, glowing red, neon penis floating above their heads. Where is the public outcry about this? I cannot be the only person that has noticed it. If you’re not familiar with the commercials, imagine that picture on the left, but with the word taken out. Yeah, you see what’s left now. Everyone freaked out a few years ago about Hooters restaurants and their transparently obvious logo featuring the owls with very big uh…eyes. Why aren’t there some sort of conservative Christian groups picketing and boycotting Arby’s? Why hasn’t our Congress gotten busy passing laws against this kind of obvious sexual innuendo in commercials? And why aren’t there more commercials featuriing men distracted from their jobs because they have big, glowing red, neon breasts on their mind? At least that would be realistic.