“In the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.” -Andy Warhol
I think some “celebrities” had better check their Swatches because their 15 minutes were up well, back when there were Swatches. The February Sweeps Month! What could be better than that? All the networks try to win ratings by putting on the highest quality, most intellectually stimulating programming of the year. Or they pander to the lowest common denominator by enlisting B-list celebrities to degrade and humiliate themselves for our entertainment. Dancing with The Stars, Skating with The Stars, Lose Weight with The Fat Stars, Celebrity Fear Factor! (I am so going to sue Fear Factor for copyright infringement for the similarities in our names) For my money, anything that puts Dave Coulier back on the air can only be a sign that the end of the world is near. You and I both realize that it’s only a matter of time before The Playboy Channel produces “Sex with The Stars,” and there is no way it can be good for anyone to watch Tina Yothers getting jiggy with Screech. Thank God for TiVo, and by the way Mr. Warhol, when do I get my 15 minutes?