The Proper Care and Feeding of Your Man

Posted on March 30, 2006 | 12 Comments

As a public service announcement I am providing the following information: Men are like goldfish. If you put too much food in front of us we will just eat until we explode.

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12 responses to “The Proper Care and Feeding of Your Man”

  1. Phil | March 30, 2006 at 8:23 pm | Reply

    I couldn’t leave you with all the serious stuff below. I spontaneously said this at work yesterday in response to a woman complaining about her husband eating something she set aside for another purpose. To expect anything more is giving us too much credit.

  2. BobCiz | March 30, 2006 at 10:34 pm | Reply

    You’re right. If not properly supervised, I will eat anything within reach. Luckily I have a fast metabolism so the only bad result is a shortage of groceries. As for the serious stuff below…..be careful. Crazies are called that for a reason.

  3. Michelle | March 31, 2006 at 2:31 am | Reply

    LOL too funny! If you leave chocolate in front of me i will explode!

  4. Princess Pessimism | March 31, 2006 at 11:41 am | Reply

    ….Well…they always said that the way to a mans heart is through his stomach….I just never thought that meant that it was because his stomach blew open, and all of his vitals were exposed.

  5. Jessica | April 1, 2006 at 12:42 am | Reply

    Per catturare un cuore dell’uomo lei deve dapprima soddisfa il suo appetito ;~)

  6. Attila The Mom | April 1, 2006 at 10:00 am | Reply

    Ha! I’ve actually put sticky notes on stuff in the fridge that I have bought to use in recipes. It says, “This does not have your name on it!”So when the hubster is rummaging around and asks..”Can I eat this?”I reply, “Does it have your name on it?” Yes I know. Women are cruel.

  7. Phil | April 1, 2006 at 7:30 pm | Reply

    Jessica, you are not going to make me go look up French are you?

  8. Jessica | April 2, 2006 at 12:32 am | Reply

    FRENCH? Good Gods man, that’ll get ya shot, or at the very least I will never cook my grandmama’s lasagna for you…….tis Italian…… To capture the heart of a man, one must first satisfy his appetites. ***sweet innocent smile***

  9. Meow | April 2, 2006 at 4:31 am | Reply

    I think that relates to not just men … I agree with Michelle, give me too much chocolate and I will explode.Have a great week.Take care, Meow

  10. Phil | April 2, 2006 at 7:18 am | Reply

    Jessica- Obviously I’m not a linguist, nor am I familiar with French or Italian.

  11. Jessica | April 2, 2006 at 9:01 am | Reply

    lol, ah well, you’re forgiven. ;~)

  12. LeighAnn | April 2, 2006 at 10:17 am | Reply

    You are too funny. True though.

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