1. I’ve recently seen ads for chewing gum that whitens teeth. What a great idea! What’s next, cigarettes that freshen breath and fight lung cancer? I can’t wait for the beer that will give me six-pack abs and fight liver disease.
2. If the woman on the T.V. show Medium is such a good psychic, why don’t they call her Large?
3. If I run out of ideas to write about and I just ramble off the top of my head here, will people still read my blog. I guess I’m about to find out.
4. Why are there so many Canadian and Australian bloggers? I think those countries produce more bloggers per capita than any other country. What do these two countries have in common that causes so many people to blog? (I had a joke here disparaging one of those two countries, but because I hold my online friends from those two countries in such high esteem I decided to keep it to myself)
5. Why doesn’t some newspaper editor stumble across my blog, realize what a brilliant talent I am and immediately offer me a syndicated newspaper column?