I was at the supermarket last night browsing in the magazine/book aisle. In the aisle with me there’s a women on her cell phone with a 7 year old child. They’re trying to pick out a magazine for the little tyke. Here’s how the conversation went:
Mom: How about Games and Puzzles honey?
Child: No. I hate Games and Puzzles. I want this one. (Child is holding up a copy of Handgun Annual 2007)
Mom: No, I’m not spending that much on a gun magazine.
The child, obviously smarter than the parent, replied “So if it was cheaper you’d buy it?” (Insert your own punchline here)