Borat’s Got A Gun

That was the phrase whispered in my ear at the party I attended Saturday night. “Borat’s got a gun.” Sure enough, the birthday boy who resembled Borat was waving a gun around. The more horrifying part of the party was when I discovered that I’d accidentally eaten about 6 pieces of artichoke. It was in a dish called Artichokes French. They look like fried pieces of chicken and were in a lemony sauce. I’ll eat anything breaded and fried. Artichokes and Borat with a gun. Fortunately neither ended up killing me.

13 responses to “Borat’s Got A Gun

  1. The, uh, NAME of the dish didn’t give it away?(and what’s wrong with artichokes, that’s what I want to know!)

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  2. Well did they taste good before you knew what they were?What kind of plans do you have for your wife Mr. Phil? Tomorrow is Valentines!

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  3. My grandma always said you could deep-fry a gumboot and it would taste good.I have a sneakin’ suspicion granny avoided artichokes…but me, I LOVE ’em.

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  4. I am with you on the fried food.

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  5. Waving a gun around? And you stayed long enough to sample the food?

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  6. Why would someone be waving a gun around at a party? Were you chillin in the hood?What is the artichoke problem? Are they not good enough for Phil?

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  7. ….this post looks SO familiar to me….You dont like atrichokes? You know, for the longest time, I didnt know what they were called in English, but only knew what they were called in Italian….there are a few other words that I dont know in English, but know them in Italian. I’m special like that.

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  8. I’m ALSO interested in what kind of plans Phil would make for Valentines day…

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  9. lol – truly frightening. You know, everyone made a lot of fun of Jessica Simpson when she couldn’t tell the difference between fish and chicken. I’m just sayin’

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  10. Both are pretty disgusting LOL :o)

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  11. how do you feel about celery?

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  12. Dad why did you use my saying! that is not very nice. YOU ARE MEAN!

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  13. Dad why did you use my saying! that is not very nice. YOU ARE MEAN!

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