Top Ten Tuesday! Ten Fun Twitter Follows

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These are some of my favorite “just regular people” tweeters. I don’t follow anyone for news, information or topics. I look for laughs. These are all good. Do not hold me responsible for anything you read from them.

10. @causticbob: “Say hello to my little friend.” Great movie quote. Terrible bedroom talk.

9. @RidiculousSheri: The Brontesaurus was the most literary of all the dinosaurs

8. @Leemanish: Sick of having to go to two different huts to buy pizza and sunglasses

7. @Eightinchgoat: I have Paula Deen cookware and sheets from Martha Stewart, so I guess you COULD say I have a thing for “bad girls”

6. @lakeanagirl: Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

5. @Notreallyno: If you ever feel lazy, just remember that the ancient Greeks thought gods lived up on a mountain and never went up there to check it out.

4. @metafroth: If I could time travel I’d go to my funeral and take down the names of people who are taking it a little too well.

3. @UncleDuke1969: This tweet has not been evaluated by the FDA. This tweet is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

2. @Book_Krazy: “You know what this needs? More gluten.” ~ Normal people

1. @ThePhilFactor: Yeah, I had to include me. I can’t promise to be as funny as all the others on this list but I have my moments like when I said, “PSA: I just discovered that a Pringles container fits perfectly in a car cup holder. You’re welcome.”

Have a great Tuesday everyone! ~Phil

16 responses to “Top Ten Tuesday! Ten Fun Twitter Follows

  1. My Tuesday is already greater, thanks to this post. And you can quote me.

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  2. A tongue in cheek collection!

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  3. I like it, Phil! But point of clarification; where pray tell do the pringles chips sit whilst the container is hanging out in the car cup holder?? Just sayin. ;-P Cher xo

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  4. NotAPunkRocker

    Wait, where am I?

    Kidding! Adding these to my list now 🙂

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  5. Challenge accepted…ah the never ending quest to find something funny to tweet. Between FB and my blogs, when it comes to Twitter, I seem to be all out.

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  6. The Pringles PSA just changed my life! Thanks!!

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  7. What would I do without your insights? Pringles container in a cup holder- my life is transformed

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