My Psychic Predictions for 2017

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Psychic Prediction: Although I’m psychic, I will not have this hairdo in 2017

As I may have mentioned once or twice, my previous posts containing my psychic predictions for the upcoming years have been tremendously popular, and even more so when I get things right. So, back by popular demand, I will again contact the other realm with my minds eye to help provide you with a look ahead so you can plan your 2017 accordingly. Without further self-indulgent blathering, here are my psychic predictions for 2017:

The World Will Not End: This prediction often goes underrated, but I stand by it. A lot of psychics like to make headlines by predicting the end of the world. Not me. I want you to be reassured that next December you’ll be here reading my predictions for 2018. Ok, maybe not you, but some people will. Like I said, the world won’t end in 2017, but I can’t make any guarantees for you personally.

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People Will Lose Interest in The Kardashians: Yes, the unthinkable will happen and the world, (except for one surprising person) will forget the entire family. Even Kanye West will lose interest and he and Kim will split amidst rumors that she has already moved on. In the world of reality television the Kardashian’s ratings will drop as viewers flock to a new reality TV sensation, possibly a a show about a psychic blogger.

The United Kingdom Will Try to “Un-Brexit”: First of all, I can’t wait to see the hashtag #Un-Brexit trending. That’s part of the prediction. In May the U.K. will try to beg it’s way back into the European Union by promising free Strongbow cider to all of Europe. While that might sway me, Europe refuses to allow the U.K.’s return unless they adopt the metric system and the Euro.

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William and Kate will have twins: All of the U.K. and all the royal watchers in the States will completely lose their minds when Princess Kate Middleton gives birth to twins, one of which will be named Philip.

Kim Kardashian will fall for another: Shortly after her split with Kanye, Kim Kardashian will be caught with Prince Harry and again social media will again collectively lose their shit when the two become engaged to be married. The Queen will also pass away in 2017, and that may be related to this news.

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Sorry that I’ve been vibing on the upcoming U.K. news. Let my try to hone in on something more local for my readers in the States:

Donald Trump will…(yes, you had to know there would be a Trump prediction) not be impeached as many are predicting, but he will step down from the Presidency when he discovers that it’s a real job and not nearly as fun as he thought it was. His resignation will occur via a tweet that says: You guys are jerks. I’m out. Sad!

Celebrity Deaths in 2017: Actress Betty White, Marvel Comics icon Stan Lee, and Queen Elizabeth. There will be others, but I don’t want to bum you out about those that will be taken from us too soon.

Celebrity Births in 2017: Now this is a tricky one. I’m not predicting which celebs will have children in 2017. I’m predicting the births of future celebrities.  In Terra Haute, Indiana a boy will be born that will, in 2048, be the first human to set foot on the surface of Mars. A girl will be born in Dallas and in 2037 she will become the biggest pop star ever. Beginning in 2035 her life will be followed live every minute of every day, including sleeping, on a social media platform invented by a young app developer who was born in San Francisco in 2014 to a couple who are currently working for Google. On January 1st 2017, a boy will be born in northern Florida, a suburb near Jacksonville, I’m feeling the name Caleb, and with the assistance of legal, accepted technological enhancements, will become the first “athlete” to win MVP awards in both the NFL and the Premier League in soccer/football in 2038 and 2039 respectively.

Well, that’s it. That’s what poured into my head from the future. Have a great Saturday and a great 2017! ~Phil

27 responses to “My Psychic Predictions for 2017

  1. Hope 2017 treats you well

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  2. Apparently, your psychic ability forgot to tell you it’s only Friday. But hey, I may be missing something. Interesting predictions. Not happy about Betty ā˜¹ļø

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  3. Oh not happy about the Queen or Betty or Stan Lee. Awwww! (You see how much faith I have in you? I’m already sad!)

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  4. Great predictions…but I really think you should go for that hairdo. It will give you street cred! šŸ˜› Blessings for a New Year that brings you all you hope for!

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  5. Just yesterday we were taking a poll
    Of which celebrities were next to go
    You got a couple that were new
    But Betty White made our list too.

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  6. I’ve got these written down and will wait with bated breath to see if they come true. Happy New Year, Phil

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  7. This all sounds plausible except the use of Strongbow as a bribe. That stuff is nasty! šŸ˜‰

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  8. I have decided to comment as you knew I would Phil.
    Happy Sunday ! Ralph šŸ™‚

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  10. Oh no! Not Betty! Take it back! Happy to hear that Trump will quit though. I feel better already.

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  13. I like this, so entertaining…let’s wait and see what happens.

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  14. gosh makes me now, really want a reading…as entertaining as that.

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