I first published this column back in April of 2017. Since then, a funny thing has happened. Every single day for the last six years, people from all over the world find this column and read it. Either a lot psychics are looking for help with their love life, or a lot of people are curious about what psychics do when the lights go out.
Psychics are people too though. When they’re not reading minds, predicting the future or communicating with the spirit of your Great Aunt Maude, they’re out there looking for love just like the rest of us. I imagine though that their special skills allow them to try a much different approach when meeting someone. Here are the Top Ten Psychic Pickup Lines:
10. I know your future and it’s me.
9. You’re fine. How am I?
8. Let me read your palm. No, not on the table.
7. I’ve been in touch with your great, great grandmother and she wants you to date me.
6. It’s not you, it’s me. Don’t worry, this will make sense in about 6 months.
5. I see a tremendous amount of pleasure in your future.
4. Don’t talk to that guy. The stars say that heonly lead to heartbreak. I on the other hand…
3. I already know what you like
2. Do you have a dog? You do? I’m a pet psychic. Take me to your apartment immediately.
1. Why yes, I do have crystal balls.
Have a great Tuesday! I know you will. ~Phil
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I think I’ll save these for the next life, Phil.