My 2024 Psychic Predictions: Results After 6 Months

In December of 2023 I wrote my annual 2024 psychic predictions post. Unlike other psychics, I keep myself accountable and tell you about my results, good and bad. As my psychic predictions bring in about half my views each year, I want to let everyone know what I got right and what I got wrong so far this year. (Btw, keep in mind that some predictions are intended to be humorous.)

1.  Is It The End of The World as We Know It?(And I feel fine) During 2023 and 2024 all the wars and political divisiveness make it seem like the end is very near. But I predicted that the Earth would survive this trip around the sun and so far I’ve been correct.

2. I predicted that curvy songstress Lizzo would trim down this year with an exercise regimen and a prescription for a semaglutide medication. I also predicted that she would become a celebrity spokesperson for one of the semaglutide weight loss medications. Was I right? I don’t know yet, but in an episode of South Park Cartman’s mother and friend were prescribed a weight loss medication named “Lizzo.” Here’s the video of her reaction:

She may not have become a spokesperson or admitted to using a semaglutide, but she was tied to it in pop culture and the news. I’m calling that a 50% win for my psychic powers. I saw it coming didn’t I? I was off on the details, but these are 2024 predictions and there’s still the rest of the year for me to be 100% right. I also predicted that she would date Pete Davidson. I’m really hoping I hit it on that one…

It’s possible that his horse may choose to kill him.

3. The war in Ukraine will end and…: Putin will pass away. My prediction is that he will pass away under suspicious circumstances that we will never get the real truth about.

4. The Royals! I predicted several things about the British royals and I’m doing well. I predicted that King Chuck will live through the year. Camilla has had some health issues but King Chuck seems fine. My second prediction was that there would be rumors of Prince William and Princess Kate having marital troubles. I nailed that one. There were indeed rumors of infidelity, but it turned out that Kate had avoided the public eye due to a serious medical condition. Lastly, I predicted that Prince Harry and Meghan will make up with the family, and they have, but the bigger part of my prediction is that they will choose to be a reality show so they can control the narrative about their lives.

5. Neither Biden nor Trump will become President: This one is going to be interesting as both candidates have serious obstacles. Biden’s poor debate showing has raised doubts, and Trump has a lot of legal issues that are clouding the picture right now.

6. 2024 will be the year of UFO’s: Everywhere across the world there will be more public and political acknowledgement that our world is regularly visited by beings from other worlds, leading to the discovery that Pete Davidson is an alien, but a nice one. This prediction was quickly followed only a week later with a news report that a Miami mall was shut down due to the presence of aliens. I call that a win. Also, just two days ago a UFO was reported over a Colorado outdoor concert venue. Pennsylvania has had close to 30 UFO sightings in the first half of the year, and a new BBC show, Paranormal, focuses on UFO’s. I’m calling this a correct prediction on my part, as surely there will be even more UFO information in the next 6 months. I call all that as a win for my prediction.

7. Will 2024 be a landmark year for international climate cooperation? I predicted positive progress on this but I’m not feeling optimistic right now.

8. The A.I. threat: Is A.I. going to do something dangerous by acting on its own? That’s my prediction. A lot of online “experts” have also chimed in and believe A.I. will eventually do something catastrophic. Sorry to be a Debbie downer, and my apology to all the perfectly nice Debbie’s out there in the world, but I hope me and the online A.I. community are wrong about this one.

That’s it for now. I think my psychic noggin is hitting about 50% so far, but we still have the rest of the year and I’m feeling pretty good about my predictions. What do you think? And do you have any predictions you’d like to add in the comments?

Have a great weekend and thanks for reading. I knew you would!

~Phil