Yes, it’s my most popular post to help you plan for the new year. You’re probably wondering if I’m really a psychic. The answer seems to be yes. In 2015 I posted my first “psychic predictions” article, intending just to be funny. But in those predictions I got some of them spot on right. I thought, “hey, maybe just luck, right?” Then in 2016 I did it again. I posted ten psychic predictions and by the end of the year I got most of them correct again. Yes, some of the predictions you’ll read here today are meant to be humorous, but the other ones are intended to be completely serious. Enough of my blabbering! Let’s get to the psychic stuff!
Is It Going to be “The End of The World As We Know It”?
The short answer is n0. But don’t get too comfy. We will have a scare involving artificial intelligence taking things into it’s own hands. Does A.I have hands? Some A.I. robots do for sure but they aren’t going to be pushing any big red buttons. It’s the computer/servor based A.I. that worries me. Some A.I. platforms are doing things autonomously and they very clearly have developed the ability to have opinions. As I’ve said before. The United Nations can’t leave A.I. to each country. It’s got to be a collaborative effort.
Pic from International Moving Company
Americans flee the country for good in incredible numbers! Amongst tremendous and consistent political turbulence and unaffordable costs of living, the number of Americans moving to Europe and other countries will be reported to be unlike any generation before. The rest of the world will not be really thrilled about this development, but they will be very understanding.
Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco. Getty images
Selena and Benny Divorce: I’m always sad when I have to predict the dissolution of a marriage. It’s not going to be because of cheating. It’s because Benny is never home. I’m not sure if this is a psychic prediction or not because in one afternoon, twice I saw Benny walking around Santa Monica on his cell phone with no Selena in sight. About two months later my son saw Benny going to the movies with no Selena in sight. They’re just not spending enough time together. They’re staying together not for the kids, because they don’t have any. They’re staying together for the album that was released in March.
The Drones will be back! Isn’t it interesting that the drones that were prominent in the northeast for several months last year and haven’t been mentioned AT ALL in the last year? There were nightly drone sightings on the news for months and as soon as I wrote about them, they disappeared. That’s super suspicious. I haven’t seen any news features say, “Where the heck did the drones go?” Don’t worry, they’ll be back in about four months. Yes, four months.
No One Will Want Wicked 3. In the immortal words of Conan O’Brien, “It’s the perfect movie for anybody who’s ever finished watching The Wizard of Oz and thought, ‘Sure, but where did all the minor characters go to college?” Wicked 3 will bomb at the box office.
The Royals! King Chuck will make fewer and fewer public appearances, fueling speculation of his ability to lead the country. When it was suggested that he step away to focus on his health he said, “Aww man! I just got the job! My mum had it forever before she keeled over. It’s not fair!”. Then he mistook a balloon dog for his crown. Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been stripped of all official Royal Family affilations. As he worked at a Tim Horton’s in Cape Spear, New Foundland, he was quoted as saying, “I don’t work here because I have to but because I want to.” Yeah, sure Andy, just get me my hash browns.
That job won’t last long because Trump will annex the remote Canadian island and declare Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor the King of that territory.
Megan Markle will leave Prince Harry for actor/comedian Pete Davidson. See below.
That’s my guy. Pete, I’ve always got your back.
Personally, I predict I will travel the world and write about it. I’ll return to these psychic predictions any time one of them comes true and in June to see how my predictions are holding up. I’ll also add new predictions as they pop into my head so that you’ll always be prepared for anything the crazy world is going to throw at us.
Have a great 2026. I know I will. Thanks for reading! ~Phil
Poor Selena.. lol
I think she’ll do ok. I’m here if she needs a warm shoulder to lean on 😂
🤣🤣 of course you are
King Chuck doesn’t “lead the country”. He never did. Nobody is quite sure of what he does, but it’s deffo not that.
I know, but I was writing it from Americans perception. I doubt any of my American readers know who Britain’s PM is.
Great predictions, Phil. Let’s see how many come true.