Top Ten Tuesday! Top Ten Reasons I’m Not a Kardashian

I know it’s hard to believe that I’m not yet a member of the Kardashian family. Here are the ten reasons why:

very obviously a legitimate photo

very obviously a legitimate photo

10. Kanye West. In the immortal words of Stan Lee, “nuff said.

9. The publicity: Obviously, I hate drawing attention to my self.

8. Kanye West

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7. Because my parents weren’t Kardashians: Jeez, you people are kind of slow. Do I have to explain everything?

6. They haven’t gotten around to proposing to me yet: Truth be told, there’s only one I’d say yes to.

5. Kanye West

Me in my underwear with a pug. How great would that be?

Me in my underwear with a pug. How great would that be?

4. Kris is single, but she’s too old for me: Because so many of you have clicked on and ordered my books (in the right sidebar) I am wealthy enough that I don’t need to go gold digging. In fact, the Kardashians are gold digging for me.

3. I want my own reality show: You hear that networks? I’m a one man show. I don’t need anyone else to bump up at the ratings. Have you looked at my blog stats?

2. Kanye West

Fortunately, I do get to read my own blog.

Fortunately, I do get to read my own blog.

1. I’m too famous for the Kardashians: Once, because I’m a huge fan, I asked to be on their show. They turned me down because they feared my high brow audience would want more of me and less of them.

Have a great Tuesday! ~Phil

 

14 responses to “Top Ten Tuesday! Top Ten Reasons I’m Not a Kardashian

  1. That pic of East/West is hysterical. I think there should be a Phil reality show. Hmmm, what would you call it? The Phil Factor is already taken by some brilliant blogger 😊

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  2. I think you forgot one. Kanye West

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  3. I got a weird feeling after reading this that you don’t care for Kanye West. Not sure why….

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  4. You have to say which one you’d say yes to. 😂

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  5. Too funny. Giggling away. 🙂 And since you are such a Kanye fan, you might like to know his latest “fashion show” was a disaster and panned by everyone. He is on a downward spiral…not a good time to hitch your wagon! 😛

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  6. The Kardashians would swallow a bitter pill
    They’d never be able to Keep Up With Phil

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