Vote For Your Favorite!

In the United States we will be electing a new President in about 5 weeks, so I thought I’d help everyone practice their voting skills with a poll to vote on at the end of the post. This is my quarterly “Fun with Search Terms” post where I highlight some of the more unusual search terms that have brought people to #ThePhilFactor over the last three months.

president-phil

download funny images of life why so stressI’d find life very stressful if my language skills were as basic as this person.

I think I’m a little allgic to nuts: Apparently this persons tongue and fingers were swollen from their allgic reaction to the point that he/she couldn’t type. That’s very allgic. For future reference, if you do have an allgic reaction please call an ambulance before coming to The Phil Factor.

download-11

Person shit on carpet cartoon: How proud am I that Google has decided that my blog is the answer to this search?

I should have jokes: That’s a great idea. Maybe I should get some jokes for my blog. Was Google telling someone to find jokes on The Phil Factor, or was it making a suggestion for me?

1236893907_b7

A cartoon dog saying whatever: A cartoon dog? Which one? Snoopy, Brian, Underdog, Scooby Doo, Goofy, Hong Kong Phooey, Clifford, Lady, the Tramp? Someone needs to narrow their search. Who’s your favorite cartoon dog?

Kardashian predictions: As embarrassing as this might be, I am in fact the world’s most accurate Kardashian psychic.

Lying about where you are: You know the joke in movies and TV shows where someone says, “If I die, delete my browser history!” Yeah, that’s because they were at #ThePhilFactor.

What is Michael Phelps job: Whatever it is, at least it keeps him busy enough that he’s not out vandalizing mini-mart bathrooms like teammate Ryan Lochte.

wpid-wp-1427535733669.jpeg

Real sexting conversations to read in Hindi: This was by far the most frequently searched term that brings people to my blog. Literally about 50 times a day.

Horniestintheland.com: Some are born to greatness while others have it thrust upon them, (pun maybe intended)

Have a great weekend! ~Phil

13 responses to “Vote For Your Favorite!

  1. Phil, have you seen this video “If Google was a guy”? There are also four more parts that follow it and they are all worth watching. . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuOBzWF0Aws

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Can you imagine learning Hindi and then jumping on sexting conversations.LOL

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Waha! Very funny post Phil. 😉

    Liked by 1 person

  4. I feel a bit allegorical, is there an epi pen for that?

    Liked by 2 people

  5. This is really something. Words escape me.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. These are awesome…so random. I’ll need to check mine too 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Phil I just can’t understand,
    Why you’re still the horniest in the land!

    Liked by 2 people

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s